Piers Morgan is a very polarizing figure. He’s a very opinionated person and really doesn’t care what anyone thinks of him. To be honest, I can kind of respect him for that. But a lot of times, Piers Morgan can be irritating, especially irritating when he’s talking about his beloved Arsenal Football Club.
It’s not that I don’t like Piers Morgan because he’s an Arsenal fan, I don’t like Piers Morgan because he represents a modern day type of sports fan that I don’t particularly care for. The kind of fan who demands instant gratification and loves or hates the players and the manager based on the last result. I can’t remember how many times Morgan went from calling Arsene Wenger a genius to calling him an idiot. I mean, geez Piers, it could be worse. You could be a Chelsea fan.
Anyway, after Arsenal’s 3-0 loss to Southampton today, I checked Piers Morgan’s Twitter feed to have a little bit of schadenfreude. I thought that it would be a good idea to post his story on here for others to enjoy. Don’t be mistaken, I don’t hate Arsenal or are rooting against them or anything, I just like to see Piers Morgan upset and that kind of means Arsenal has to at least struggle and probably lose. It’s an unfortunate consequence but a consequence that has to happen for this. Here’s a sampling of the “Tears for Piers” timeline in chronological order.
United losing again is always worth a Monte Cristo No2 & fine decanter of claret.. pic.twitter.com/rE15sZYuXx
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
Chelsea. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
Ouch. Oscar's penalty just landed on my head in Sussex.
#chelsea
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
We got stuffed away at Southampton this time last year.
Tonight, they're getting the stuffing. COYG. #afc
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
Come on Arsenal.
This is our year.
Don't **** it up again.
#afc
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
In @MesutOzil1088, we trust.
#afc
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
Actually, an amazing stat. > RT @campbellclaret: Arsene Wenger has never lost 3 games in a row, in his entire managerial career.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
Hmm, Alastair sexing things up again? > RT @fkhanage: @piersmorgan @campbellclaret Believe he's lost four in a row before, Piers, in 2002.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
Whatshisname is so much better when he plays in the middle. #afc
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
FFS.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
That was so bad, I just feel asleep from horror.
#afc
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
Feel, fell, whatever.
We've been crap.
#afc
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
Now wake up Arsenal, you lethargic goons.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
Love @RobbieSavage8 commentary: raw, real, usually right.
#afc @btsport
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
Pathetic defending.
Same old Arsenal – flatter to deceive.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
It's the hope that kills, year after year after year. #arsenal
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
Worst we've played all season, when we need a win to go to top of the League. Inexplicable. #afc
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
Utter shambles.
#afc
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣 > RT @GaryLineker: Merry Christmas, Tubs @piersmorgan
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
We don't want it enough.
We never want it enough.
#afc
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
Wenger's ruined my Christmas. #afc
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
Giroud's been useless. #afc
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
We lost 2-0 at Southampton a year ago.
We've lost 3-0 tonight.
#improvement #progress #afc
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
😡😡😡 > RT @mattletiss7: 😂😂😂 https://t.co/18q1tFFrHp
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
😣😣 > RT @LukeDonald: #tearsforpiers 😂😂🎻🎻 https://t.co/enbrbwFXna
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
What's Mourinho's number?
#afc
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
'Wenger's the best manager in the Premier League' – @Lord_Sugar.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015
Shameful bunch of chokers.
I'm going to bed. #afc
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015