PHOTOS: Someone created MLS Monopoly and it’s AWESOME!!!

Someone by the name of “fartsyrup” combined two things that I absolutely love, MLS and Monopoly. From the properties to the “Blind Draw” (Chance) and Commissioner’s Chest (Community Chest) cards, this is perfect. All of the teams, except for contracted MLS teams like the Miami Fusion, Tampa Bay Mutiny and Chivas USA, are represented in the game. You can check out all of the photos here, including the gameboard, property cards and Blind Draw and Commissioner’s Chest cards, but here are some highlights.



MLS Monopoly Game Board

– Each color group is divided by teams that have something in common. From green (Cascadia) to red (Northeast) and all the way down to purple (future expansion teams).

– The utilities are the conferences and the railroads are the four trophies.

– Jail is a red card, income tax is allocation money, free parking is pregame tailgate and luxury tax is transfer fee.















Blind Draw and Commissioner’s Chest cards



Rescind Red


Players Union


Rebranding Fee




National Team


Expansion Fee


Waiver Draft


Beauty Contest

I mean, obviously this person can’t make an actual MLS Monopoly game but if Hasbro were to make a version, I would definitely buy one.

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