People become soccer fans for various reasons. Some become fans because they may have played when they were a kid. Some gravitate to the free flowing nature of the sport. Some see the camaraderie of a supporters group and want to be a part of that atmosphere. For Saturday Night Live and Ghostbusters actress, Leslie Jones, she got into it for the men.
Jones, a very active Twitter user who has shown some great sports commentary live tweeting the Rio Olympics recently watched the Barcelona/Manchester City Champions League match from a couple weeks ago and quickly noticed the attractiveness of some of the players and coaches.
Ummmm soccer players are HOT!! Even the coaches are fine. Damn! pic.twitter.com/dG2zVmaqRj
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) October 28, 2016
Well I guess that’s one reason soccer is called “The Beautiful Game.”
This wasn’t a one time thing as it got Jones to watch soccer all day Sunday, live tweeting the Premier League matches in the morning along with the MLS Conference Semifinal matches all afternoon and evening. Now quickly becoming one of us, watching soccer all morning, afternoon and night, Jones seems to be learning about soccer as she watches. And getting suggestions from fans of just about every team to get her to become a fan of theirs.
So handsome pic.twitter.com/rqCxgUmch4
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) October 30, 2016
New York Red Bulls manager Jesse Marsch and Colorado manager Pablo Mastroeni caught the eye of Jones.
I really like soccer I really dooooooooooo! pic.twitter.com/6UsY2789ef
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) October 30, 2016
Damn coaches!! pic.twitter.com/GFwpPWJagz
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) October 30, 2016
Yummy dammit yummy pic.twitter.com/TOFafp4iik
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) October 30, 2016
Am I crazy the coaches man fuuuuuuck so fine!! pic.twitter.com/NZXY7LCCdV
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) October 30, 2016
Even the referees were getting attention
WAIT!! The refs are fine tooo!! Where the fuck have I been?! pic.twitter.com/kZ4SM7gNNQ
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) October 30, 2016
They not thinking about me right now lol pic.twitter.com/kvb6tuALVe
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) October 30, 2016
Um I forgot to ask who do I cheer for cause as far as I'm concern they all winners with they fine ass lmao pic.twitter.com/BAbCLci4vq
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) October 30, 2016
Jesus wept!! I can't concentrate pic.twitter.com/Uy2Ox88dpe
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) October 30, 2016
I'm sure those are not the words lol pic.twitter.com/aOVjyp6aNY
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) October 30, 2016
Ok they ringing bells and shit?! Umm well it's does take a while to score. Was gonna ask about that. pic.twitter.com/aeV7DzlzKN
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) October 30, 2016
Why y'all not telling me about all the hot one man why y'all holding out!! pic.twitter.com/XGTNFo1gU0
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) October 30, 2016
Jones got to learn about some of the nuances of soccer like red cards. Hey, you can’t learn if you don’t ask.
What's a red card? Is it serious? pic.twitter.com/YIzS4F7DnT
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) October 30, 2016
But it seemed like the player who really caught Jones was US Soccer legend and Colorado Rapids goalkeeper Tim Howard.
Umm why no one told me about this dude pic.twitter.com/k7DvSvAA7b
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) October 30, 2016
"Dooooodidooooo didoodidoodidooo, loving you" (hits that high note cause I'm exhilarated with sexiness) pic.twitter.com/QXs3Ib0DkL
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) October 30, 2016
If y'all love me y'all will give me Tim Howard for Christmas! I know somebody know him lmao!!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) October 30, 2016
I've decided. I. Want. Him! Somebody call someone who will call a person who will tell him! (Covers face with hands "this will never work!") pic.twitter.com/9BqVpga6CQ
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) October 30, 2016
Third time he saved the day!! pic.twitter.com/yRdmkcQPtW
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) October 30, 2016
Yo the Tim dude is really good at his job!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) October 30, 2016
Jones also questioned why players are holding kids’ hands as they walk out onto the field. I’m going to be honest, while it’s a great idea to incorporate kids into the experience as mascots, that part is probably a bit creepy for those new to the sport.
Um confused who are the kids? What's happening pic.twitter.com/9BIie5BF1p
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) October 30, 2016
But in the end, Jones got to see some great soccer and it seemed like the more she watched, the more she got to know the game and even gave some astute analysis by the end.
New York need to slow down theyso anxious to score they not being smart. Does that sound right?
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) October 31, 2016
And apparently will be heading to Yankee Stadium for the NYCFC/Toronto match next Sunday.
Hm seems like the Yankee stadium might be where it's at next Sunday!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) October 31, 2016
And I get it, if this was the other way around and a male comedian was watching NWSL or the U.S. Women’s National Team and saying the same thing, it would sound (and would be) incredibly creepy and wrong. Yeah, it’s arguably a bit of a double standard but at the same time, it’s pretty ridiculous for somebody to complain that someone is sexualizing male players once when it happens a lot more often in women’s sports and pretty much everywhere else for women and in that instance, it can be a very dangerous situation.
Leslie Jones kept things rather light and comical instead of going creepy and awkward. She’s getting a handle on the sport and while she’s learning, spending over 12 hours in a day watching soccer is a great start to becoming a diehard fan. And if it had to take the attractiveness of the players, coaches and referees to get her to become a fan, so be it. Everyone has their own reasons that got them to be a soccer fan so I say welcome to the newest soccer fan and if you’re reading this and you would like to write a guest column on 32 Flags, the offer is out there Leslie.
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